So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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