Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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