Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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