Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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