Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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