How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
should my penis look like a turkey
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
