new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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