You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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