Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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