Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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