What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
