My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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