how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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