I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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