Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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