I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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