so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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