he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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