How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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