Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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