On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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