Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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