i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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