i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
