Soap is not a condiment
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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