it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
