You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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