I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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