Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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