I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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