He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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