Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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