brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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