Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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