all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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