I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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