hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
there was a trapeze. enough said
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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