Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
