Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
