question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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