U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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