Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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