I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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