Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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