Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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