I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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