8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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