I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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