it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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