my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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