And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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