Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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