I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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