Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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