This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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