They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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