Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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